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The genie and the bartender

A tired businessman walks into a bar and sees a dusty old lamp on a shelf behind the counter. He asks the bartender, “Hey, what’s with the lamp?” Bartender shrugs, “Rub it if you want. But I’m warning you — the genie’s... a bit weird.” The man, half-drunk and curious, grabs the lamp and gives it a rub. Poof! A genie appears. The genie says, “You get one wish. Make it count.” The man thinks long and hard, then says, “Alright, I want a billion bucks and to be irresistible to every woman I meet.” The genie nods, snaps his fingers — and poof — the man is transformed into… a giant credit card. The bartender bursts out laughing. The man screams, “What the hell?!” The bartender shrugs, “Told you he was weird. He’s literal — last guy wished for a long, hard night, and woke up as a Viagra pill in a retirement home.”

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