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Comprehensive-Art229 5 day.agoA husband was waiting in the car for his wife to come out from her gynaecologists appointment. After some time the wife comes out to the car crying. The husband, obviously concerned asks her:“Honey, what’s wrong?, is everything okay?” The wife replies: “I am so sorry, it’s not okay. The Gynaecologist told me that I can never have sex again!” The husband slams on the gas and rips out of the parking lot going 100 mph. He then looks over at his wife and says: “I am taking you to the damn dentist for a second opinion”
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I just finally wanted to get a rise out of him.
I think the new theory is pretty batty.
I want to sweep the floor.
Instead of cutting a newborn they are just doing a symbolic circumcision where the mohel just touches the foreskin with a dull blade, pretending to cut, and then throws red glitter in the air to symbolize the blood. I asked a rabbi what he thought and he said “that’s pretty nuts.”
Gee I hope you know how to drive this thing 🐠🚙
I guess the pitchers can only throw *sliders*.
It really sucks that it doesn’t suck.
It's been great advice so far, but as I get older I've begun to appreciate having that special someone help with my diapers.
Why was the rabbit so happy? Because some bunny loved him.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet
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