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Waiter: would you like a box for your leftovers?

Me: depends, what’s in the box?

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1. Asshole

I saw this asshole in my bathroom after I got out of the shower, I need to stop brushing my hair in the mirror.

2. Today my 5yo son told me they should rename pterodactyls

To skynosaurs

3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

4. Thanos went to his urologist

Doctor: Congratulations, now you have the kidney stone

5. Why aren't any marketing firms run by Hobbits?

No one is willing to start an ad venture.

6. Hie many people went to Lady Gaga's concert?

I heard there was a brazilian...

7. A few days ago, I was doing a little research on the Internet about the Titanic.

In doing so, I unwittingly discovered a little known fact: Did you know that Hellman's Mayonnaise originated in England? The U.S., Canada and Mexico received regular shipments from abroad. Aboard the doomed Titanic were 12,000 cases of the cholesterol-laden stuff destined for Mexico, its port-of-call following New York. When it didn't make its destination, thousands of Mexicans were without the condiment that had become a passion. And, that was the source of the very first Sinko de Mayo.

8. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?

In Mexi-Cans.

9. How do you make the number one disappear?

Add a "g" and it's gone

10. A couple of years ago, a local shopping center had a huge depression open up in the middle of the parking lot.

This, of course, was devastating for them because May 5th is one of their busiest days of the year. But instead of closing, they decided to work with it-and held a Sink Hole de Mayo celebration.

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