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A nurse, teacher and used car salesman die at the same time and arrive in front of St. Peter to be judged worthy of entering heaven.

St. Peter asks the nurse to spell cat. She does so with no trouble. St. Peter asks the teacher to spell dog. He does so with no trouble. St. Peter then asks the used car salesman to spell Chrysanthemum.

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