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A Dog Story

Shortly after our 10 year old Cocker Spanial died, I brought a 2 year old Golden Retriever rescue pup home. Both my wife and I had grown up with large dogs so we thought a larger dog might stand a better chance with our growing family of 3 boys, (soon to be 4 boys). When our 2 older sons and I arrived home with the 140 pound pup, my wife met us with an OMG look of surprise. She was expecting a lot smaller dog. I tried to calm her by telling her that the lady who was rehoming him said that he liked children. She replied to my comment with "By the size of him, he must like to have 2 chikdren a day!" He was the best dog ever. He really did like kids!

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