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1. What's a rooster's favorite type of event?

A cocktail party

2. What do you call a Chinese lawyer

Sue Mi

3. Remember when U2 gave everyone that album for free?

That was pro Bono.

4. Never trust a hairdresser

They talk behind your back.

5. There are three kinds of people in the world ...

Those who can count, and those who cannot.

6. Q: What's the best way of investing your money?

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7. I would never make a joke in the form of a multiple choice question.

Because a) person who thinks that would b) funny should c) a psychiatrist.

8. At the age of four I was left an orphan.

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