Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
FluffyTid 9 day.agoThere was once an island populated by 50 mathematicians. Despite all their logic and numbers, the Island was ruled by two unbreakeable rules they had to undergo: \-If someone knows for certain that he has blue eyes, he must commit suicide at midnight. \-It is forbidden to tell anybody the color of their eyes But here is the catch: all of them had blue eyes!, but since there was no mirrors in the island, they continued with their lives without issue. One day a castaway was rescued on the beach and was taken care until he recovered. After a few days the authorities were contacted and a boat came to pick him up. However before leaving he left a revelation: \-At least one of you has blue eyes. Nothing changed on the life of the islanders for the next 49 days, however on the morning of the 50th day since the stranger's departure, 47 corpes without life were found on their homes. Why is that? Because 3 of them were fucking stupid!
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So they decided to hold a contest to find the funniest limerick in all the land. And because limericks are sometimes on the dirty side, bawdy submissions were permitted and even encouraged. A panel of judges from all walks of life was assembled to review the limericks and select the funniest. In the end, they chose a submission from a 68 year old grandmother and invited her to read her limerick live in a BBC broadcast. But there was a problem: The limerick was so dirty that the judges felt that it couldn't be read to the public without censoring the worst of the language. With that stipulation, the woman went to the BBC studios and prepared to read her limerick, with the dirtiest words replaced with "da". She cleared her throat and began: Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da Da da da da da Da da da da da fucking c\*nt.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Guess she’s homeless.
“There are only two questions”, said the professor, not wanting to fail the star player “What did Old McDonald have?” After some thinking, player says “Farm” “That’s great” says the professor somewhat relieved. “Now can you spell farm?” The player hummed and hawed and scratched his head and finally says “EIEIO”
But two of them didn't make the cut, man.
He said “more often than knot.”
He told me to quit gambling.
Because the odds were against him.
Brazilians and Brazilians!
A steamed veggie
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