Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
FluffyTid 9 day.agoThere was once an island populated by 50 mathematicians. Despite all their logic and numbers, the Island was ruled by two unbreakeable rules they had to undergo: \-If someone knows for certain that he has blue eyes, he must commit suicide at midnight. \-It is forbidden to tell anybody the color of their eyes But here is the catch: all of them had blue eyes!, but since there was no mirrors in the island, they continued with their lives without issue. One day a castaway was rescued on the beach and was taken care until he recovered. After a few days the authorities were contacted and a boat came to pick him up. However before leaving he left a revelation: \-At least one of you has blue eyes. Nothing changed on the life of the islanders for the next 49 days, however on the morning of the 50th day since the stranger's departure, 47 corpes without life were found on their homes. Why is that? Because 3 of them were fucking stupid!
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On the day it was sponsored by the letter A (Ehh!).
"I dropped my gourd..."
You deserve butter.
There was a traffic jam.
Put alcohol in it. Then you have a shot gun! (Made up by my son and told to me just now.)
It just kept ringing and ringing and ringing
My dad instinct kicked in and I replied, "I don't have to poop yet.
If you remove it, you’re left with gravy.
There was a small boy in a tribe. He went to the chief and asked him how they named the children. The chief said, "We name you after the first thing we see after you are born. Your brother is Soaring Eagle because we saw an eagle and your sister is Running Deer because we saw a deer. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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