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Whats the most common crime in the Truman Show

Organised crime

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2. How many giraffes does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but you’d better have a high ceiling.

3. I was flirting with a woman at the bus stop and asked her to tell me a little about herself. She said, “well…I’m a dog walker.”

I ended the conversation right there because she’s obviously delusional… and how the *hell* did she know my name was Walker??

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5. The makers of Visine™ have a Web Page…

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She is watching our wedding video again.

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