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avatar buddard 5 day.ago

I had a Mexican standoff with my boss the other day

Or as he called it, a “Juan on Juan”.

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1. Yo mama so fat that when she falls off the bed she falls off both sides!

I made that joke like 13 years ago.

2. yo momma so dumb she has less teeth then a turtle

3. Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

4. Your momma’s so stupid, even Forrest Gump would make an exception for calling her stupid.

5. Yo mama so ugly, she won Top Model for gargoyles.

6. Yo mamma is so ugly, she auditioned for Jabba the Hutt and got the part.

7. Yo mama so fat, she got awake apnea.

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yo mamas so fat,i asked her for her weight and she gave me the digits of pi

9. Yo mama is so slutty, they named the movie “The Fast And The Furious” after her last date.

10. Yo mama is so dirty, her blood type is mud.

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