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avatar Longingburningdesire 11 day.ago

A man walks into a bar...

He proceeds to order 3 beers and drinks them rapidly. The bartender looks at him astounded. The man then walks away The bartender: 'why would you drink so much and leave.' The man turns and says. 'ones for me. Ones for my wife. And ones for my dog... He gets to sleep in the doghouse.'

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