What do you call a potato that's fallen down the toilet?

A pootato.

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1. Yo mama is so dumb, The Scarecrow from Wizard Of Oz felt smarter by comparison.

2. Yo mama is so dumb, she went Black Friday shopping for free samples.

3. Yo mama is so fat, she invented a shorter version of saying Grace.

4. Yo mama so dumb she sits behind the TV to watch cable TV

5. Yo mama so dumb

She thought Tofu was a martial art.

6. Yo Mama So Fat She Ate The Entire Hero Tower In Heroes Of Robloxia.

7. Psychiatrist: I'm going to have no choice but to diagnose you with anti social personality disorder

Me: Pftt, AT LEAST I HAVE a personality fucker!!

8. Yo mama is so fat, when Willy Wonka invited her into his chocolate factory, she emptied it entirely.

9. Yo mama's so big, she employs the Sith Eternal Fleet to trim her ass.

10. Old boy goes to see his doctor

This old bloke goes to see his doctor. He hasn't been feeling well and the doctor recommends he takes a series of blood tests. The next day he goes to the pathology centre and has a couple of vials of blood taken. Two days later the doctor calls him in. "I've got some bad news," the doctor says. "You've got terminal cancer and Alzheimer's." "Alzheimer's?!" he says. "Well at least it's not cancer."

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What do you call a potato that's fallen down the toilet?

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