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avatar mattchamp98 10 day.ago

My GF said my joke was so bad I kost my dad pass, I said I guess that makes me an undadachiever

True story btw... the silence was deafening

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1. What the best part of banging a trans girl?

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

2. What is black, white and red all over?

An interracial car crash.

3. Why do black people only get nightmares

Well because the last one that had a dream got shot

4. Now days you’re only allowed to make fun of communities you’re a part of

Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t. So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar

5. Have you heard about the new dating service in India that is 100% satisfaction guaranteed?

It’s called “Connect the Dots.”

6. Yo, Mama's weave was so busted that she had to use scotch tape to keep that in.

7. Yo, Mama's feet were so stank; her feet were on scratch-and-sniff stickers instead of Doritos.

8. Mama is so dumb she asks how much at a dollar store.

9. Yo, Mama, so fat she spit butter!

10. Yo Mama so fat.....

Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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