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1. Yo mama so fat, she fell off the Alps and crushed a Swiss village.

2. Yo mama so fat, when she was sucked into a black hole, she blocked it up.

3. Yo mama so fat, i cant remember her all at once

4. Yo mama so fat she needs a passport to roll over

5. What do you find in a pirate ships toilet?

The captains log.

6. You mama so ugly,her blood type is oil.

7. You mama so tall when she walk down the streets,people thought she was a power line.

8. You mama so fat even the black hole got jealous.

9. You mama so strong,her husband is Chuck Norris.

10. Yo mama so ugly her plastic surgeon recommended doctor-assisted suicide

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