Then I remembered all the male cardinals are in Rome
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Set a homeless man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Trump says to Elon, "I could drop $1 to the ground, and it would make 1 person happy, tremendous happiness, happiest ever!" Musk replies "I could drop 100 $1 notes to the ground and make 100 people happy!" The pilot walks out of the cockpit and says "I could drop this plane to the ground and make 8.2 billion people happy!"
He said he could stop anytime
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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"Just put it on my bill."
At a *Prawn* shop.
She lost all her contacts
I guess his song finally killed her.
He comes in, like a lyin’, and goes out on the lam.
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