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It wasn’t much of a suit
Bone tickling. It occurred to me when I suffered one and shared first with my bro, we had a good chuckle.
The pros and cons of prose and cons.
They both rely on anonymous tips. *just heard this today and had to share*
Two guys are standing at a bus stop when a big, muscular, mean looking dude steps up to one of them and says " H-h-hey, m- m- man. What t-t-time ya g-g-got?” The guy just stands there, staring at the imposing man without saying anything. The big guy finally growls "F-f-fuck you." He then turns to the other guy and asks the same question. "It's four forty-five.” the guy promptly answers, and the big guy nods and walks off. The guy then asks the silent man, "Why didn't you answer him?” He replies "B-b-because I s-s-stutter t-t-too."
I said “No sun”
He sees 3 slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender, "Whats up with the meat? " Bartender says, If you can jump up and slap them your drinks are free if not you pay everyone's tab. The man thinks a minute then says, nah the steaks are too high.
I thanked them as I thought to myself, “Damn, that’s a hell of a bargain.”
Because the chicken had a laser pointer.
Can you hear meow?
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