If an apple and an orange are walking down the street together, does that make them a pear??

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. I told a joke during a Teams call, but no one laughed.

Turns out I'm not even remotely funny.

2. What do you call a large man in a physiotherapy session?

Andre the Client

3. I recently cut ties with someone dragging me down

Mountain climbing with family can be hard

4. Real Life Dad Joke: “Daddy, where does toilet paper come from?”

Toiletries.

5. Puns makes me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

6. Has anyone actually witnessed someone's life being saved using snake venom?

Or are these cases purely antidotal?

7. The day of my sons dentist appointment came and he asked me what time is his appointment so I told him 2:30

He said yeah so what time is the appointment

8. An elderly woman on a walker enters a sex shop...

She heads over to the guy at the register and says, "D...d....dddddoo you sell any d...ddd...dildos?" He says, "Uh, yes ma'am we do." She replies, "D.dd..dd.do you have any dd.ddd.ddd..dd dildos that are p...ppp....pp..pink and t..t..tte. ten inches long?" "Uh, yes ma'am we do." "Well h...hhhh.how in the ffff...f.fff..fuck do you t.tttt.turn it off?"

9. What sort of baked treat do two tectonic plates make?

Cupquakes.

10. What's in a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone.

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