What's the most angry computer part?

Missile toe !

You feel awful

**It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.**  **Just before it activates, you hear the sound of distant thunder**  **and catch the scent of fresh rain.**  **When you approach the milk section, you hear cows mooing**  **and experience the aroma of fresh hay.**  **Near the egg case, hens cluck and cackle** **, and the air fills with the delicious smell of bacon and eggs frying.** **The vegetable department features the scent of fresh, buttered corn.**  **I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.**

I told him, “Sure thing. Whatever you need me to do, I’m all in.”

He offered his honor. She honored his offer. And all night long he was on her and off her.

Yeah, a 110 years after.

It was hard

When I was a priest in a small village on the outskirts of Naples, I once officiated the wedding of the ugliest girl I had ever seen. After the ceremony, her father came up to me and asked, “Father, how much do I owe you for the service?” I gave my usual answer: “The church accepts a donation based on how beautiful you think the bride is.” He paused, turned to look at his daughter for a moment… then handed me 10 euros. I gave him 5 back.

I asked, "Similar?" She said, "Yes, thank you!"

A man decides to clean up for his wife and cleans the bedroom. While putting things away he discovers a drawer with 7 golf balls and $8500 in cash. He puzzles over this but finishes up. His wife comes home and he asks”dear I was cleaning up and discovered a drawer with golfballs in it” She gets very quiet and says “well over the years every time I cheated on you i put a golfball in that drawer” He thinks a bit and says “well we have been married 25 years I guess I can forgive a few transgressions , but what’s with the $8,500?” She doesn’t hesitate and says “well, every time I got an even dozen I sold them”