How do antique dealers greet each other?

In 1929, Abdul was walking through a crowded market place in Damascus. He ate a large bowl of lentil beans with goat cheese for lunch and felt a mighty rumbling in his gut. All of a sudden he let out the loudest and most pungent fart ever. Totally embarrassed by the shocked public reaction he went home, packed his clothes, and boarded a train to Cairo. He lived there for the rest of his life, always remembering that fateful day and vowing out of shame never to return. When he was 89 he decided to return home, thinking that everyone that knew him had since died. When he arrived at the market place he saw that it was now a public square, in the centre of which was a statue of a general on a horse. He asked a young man, “Whose statue is that?” The young man said, “That’s General Ameer, hero of the civil war”. Abdul was impressed and asked, “When was it put there?” The young man scratched his head and said, “Oh, about 20 years after the great fart of Abdul in the market place”.

So johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom,and closes the door. - first, johnny, I want you to take off my blouse. So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. - ok, now take off my skirt... And he takes off her skirt. - now take off my bra. Which he does. - and now, johnny, please take off my panties. And when johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"

Because the ghosts bring all of the boos.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

An Antarctic Scientist went to the Southpole to do a research on the penguins. With the recent Google Translate's ability to translate Penguish, he started asking the penguins questions. "What are your daily activities?" "Swim, sunbathe, eat, sleep, beatbox" The scientist felt a bit strange, but he kept asking other penguins. Time flies, he interviewed 99 penguins, and all of them gave the same answer. When it came to the 100th, the answer was different, "Swim, sunbathe, eat, sleep." "Well, you don't beatbox?" "I am Box."

Course language

Because you can’t bring a horticulture

Come around the corner and I’ll show you my hole

Another father came next to him and said beaming with pride: "You see that beauty over there? That's my daughter. She's 3 days old." The first father then said with the happiest heart this world has ever seen: "That cutey patootie is my 1 day old son!" There was silence for a moment and then dad #2 said: "Y'know, maybe one day our kids will marry, you never know!" And the first one answered: "Yeah sure...why not?" But deep down he was thinking: "Not in this world, nor the next, will I ever let my son marry someone thrice his age!"

Guess i should have seen a psychotherapist