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Practical_Candle_705 11 day.agoProblem was, it was the only gorilla in the zoo because it wasn’t very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction, and they couldn’t afford to go a single day without it. So the zoo owner came up to me and said, "For an extra $100 a day, do you want to put on this gorilla costume until we can afford a new one?" Of course, I said yes. Pretty quickly, I became the biggest hit at the zoo. Everyone wanted to see the human-like gorilla. About a month later, the craze started to die down, but they kept pressuring me to get people’s attention again. So, in a desperate attempt, I climbed over to where the lions were and started hanging off the net. Suddenly, this massive crowd gathered, and everyone looked terrified. I could feel my grip slipping — I couldn't hold on any longer. I started screaming, "Help! Help!" — and then I fell. The lion rushed toward me, and just as I thought it was over, he leaned in and whispered, "Shut the fuck up before we all get fired."
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She works at IHOP.
Too much spam
It was a joint operation.
He said: "Dad I have Kidneys. You have Dadneys"
And not the Escape GOAT
it broke wind
a man is anxiously awaiting the birth of his son . soon the nurse comes and says your child is born but he has a defect , I'll let you see for yourself. the bring the baby and the baby is just one giant ear with arms and legs . the guy , horrified, looks at the ear and says "no matter , I will love you and raise you." to that , the nurse says "you need to speak up, he's deaf."
It was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
He doesn’t want the crypt tonight.
Woman calls a record shop and gets a wrong number. Woman: Do you have "Two lips and six kisses?" Man: No, but I do have two balls and six inches. Woman: Is that a record? Man: No ma'am, that's average.
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