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1. What is Mathew Perry's favorite band?

Drowning Pool.

2. Why does everyone think Americans dont use the metric system?

I heard they use 9 millimeters a lot in schools.

3. How do you fit 20 dead bodies in your car?

3 in the back seat. 17 in the ashtray

4. Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he didn't see that well.

5. You mama so fat she bungee jumped and went all the way to hell.

6. Are you Nazi gas?

Because you’re taking my breath away

7. Ghosting people is so easy for me...

Must be genetics. Shoutout to my dad.

8. Any tattoo related jokes?

9. What do spiders and Matthew Perry have in common?

They both can’t crawl out of the tub.

10. Gimme your best dark jokes

Yall, gimme your best dark jokes on a guy who run over the dad of a girl he liked with a truck. (i know this is oddly specific)

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