jokeKing logo
avatar 6GoesInto8 8 day.ago

What do you call a permanent marker the color of kidney stones?

A sharp pee.

dadjoke

7
2
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. Investment opportunity

I'm starting a club that pools money to invest in shrubs and small trees along the boundaries of properties in suburban neighborhoods... We are a hedge fund.

2. Why did the typewriters ground their son?

Because they caught him looking at stenography.

3. Bad news about the ultra wealthy women that took a joy ride into space.

They made it back.

4. Why don’t ants get sick?

5. What do you call someone whose coping mechanism for social anxiety is going on their phone and inadvertently becoming a wealth of knowledge by reading anything about everything on the internet?

Human Bing

6. Why was the cannon sad when it looked in the mirror?

Because it saw that it had MOOBs

7. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

.... the taste

8. Two neighbors, both elderly gentlemen, are having coffee one morning.

"You should put up heavier curtains in your bedroom," one man says. "I could see you making love to your wife last night." "That shows how good your eyesight is," says the other with a laugh. "I wasn't even home last night!"

9. My buddies said I should take the bus home because I was too drunk to drive my car.

Turns out I was too drunk to drive the bus as well.

10. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the song "Delilah" out of my head. I went to see a psychologist, he told me I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I told him I'd never heard of that before.

He said "It's not unusual".

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆