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He also noticed money was falling out of one bag and blowing across the road. He picked it up and approached the elderly woman, seeing that the first bag was stuffed with cash .“Ma’am, that’s an awful lot of money to be carrying around in a bin bag, do you mind if I ask where you got it?”Well officer" she replied "I live beside the 8th hole of a golf course, and although I have a privacy fence in my garden, those bloody golfers are constantly pissing in garden. You see, there’s a knot hole in the fence and those inconsiderate louts put their dicks through the hole and pee! so every time I see a Willy sticking through, I grab my hedge clippers, clamp down on their Willy and tell them it’s gonna cost you £50 if you want to keep it.“Oh, I see,” said the officer.“That explains the money, but what’s in the other bag?”“Not everyone pays,” said the old lady.