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Give a man a fish and he'll say

Excuse me, but I've ordered the steak

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1. How do two german wheat enthusiasts greet each other?

Gluten tag!

2. What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?

A private tutor

3. When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's threesome

Now I know why people call you handsome

4. The 1910s-1930s can be described as "war, pandemic, party, depression, war."

The 2010s-2030s will be described the same way, except we skipped the party.

5. Honey, how long until you're done with the dishes?

- Half an hour, but if you help me, it'll be faster. - No, half an hour is fine!

6. A married couple has two stunningly beautiful daughters

A couple has two stunningly beautiful daughters, but their third child is a very ugly son. Man to his wife: "You cheated on me!" "No, not this time"

7. The lead singer of U2 is a paradox

Obviously, he started out as an amateur playing music for free, but as soon as he starts charging money, he's Pro Bono.

8. Centipede

Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.

9. I visited the monk living in a remote and secluded monastery to ask him how he fills his days. "With rosary and coffee," he said

"Rosario can you bring us more coffee?""

10. A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof !

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