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Why can't Trump actually be Pope?

Because he never learned how to exorcise!

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2. I'll never forget the last thing my grandmother said to me

"I don't think you're supposed to unplug that."

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4. When does a Push become a Punch?

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5. What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

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6. They say you are what you eat…

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7. My friend pretended to take a shit while washing his hair

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8. What did the egg say to the boiling water?

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9. Blonde woman hearing news of a plane crash

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