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Say out loud "Richard and Robert had a Rabbit" without saying the "R"s

>!No silly!! "Dick and Bob had a bunny"!!<

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2. Why are there no bathrooms in Africa?

Because no one will shit from hunger

3. what's the difference between santa and jews?

Santa goes down the chimney and jews go up.

4. What’s the worst question to ask on a first date?

So what sex position do you think you were conceived in?

5. What's the difference between a blind kid and an orphan?

None, both of them can't see their parents

6. Kids were walking down the mine field

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7. One ear in, the other one out but still stays in the head what is it?

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8. What's the difference between dark, brutal and morbid humor?

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