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God said onto Peter, “come forth and gain eternal life.”

But Peter came fifth, and got an air fryer

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1. Romans

What do you call a Roman with allergies? ​ ​ Julius Sneezer

2. A suicidal boy and a leaf falls from the tree... Guess who lands first The leaf

cause the boy just hangs in air

3. Did you know that the Scottish were the first to use sheep intestines as a contraceptive?

The English improved upon the method by removing them from the sheep.

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5. How can you know a muslim's time of death ?

Read the timer on his chest

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7. How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black

8. Leaning tower of Pisa

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9. They say 'if you get knocked down 7 times, get back up 8 times'.

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