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Where do baseball players pick their noses?

In the dugout!

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1. In the conclave, why are bakers frequently considered as the next possible Pope?

Because they’re Pious

2. I recently ejaculated over three feet, I’m not sure if this is a world record.

Or who the three feet belonged to..

3. Why is the Marks and Spencer cyber attack taking so long to resolve?

Because its not just a cyber attack, its a Marks and Spencer cyber attack.

4. What fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2NA

5. What’s the name of a flock of laughing geese?

A giggle

6. What did the mechanic do when he couldn't fix the flat tire

He retired

7. How to tell someone Happy Birthday without using the words Happy Birthday?

Have a great release-date anniversary!

8. What is a salmon to a bear?

The bear necessities

9. Did you hear about the robber at the campgrounds last night?

They charged him with criminal in tent.

10. What is grammar?

The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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