Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Healthy_Ladder_6198 14 day.agoA man caught a fish, and as he was removing it from the hook it began to speak. “Look, I'm going to be straightforward with you. You can let me go right now and receive a wish. But just so you know, I'm not like those genies in bottles…I grant only one wish and you better pick wisely, because sometimes people are better off without their wishes.” The man thought for some time, and decided to go with the safest wish he could think of: to be a prince. He let the fish go and went home. When he woke up the next morning he was in a palace bedroom with a servant bringing him breakfast in bed. When he was done eating he went to get dressed and in the closet hung the finest clothing he’d ever seen in his life, and when the valet asked him what he would like to wear he had a hard time deciding – it was all so wonderful. When he was dressed he went downstairs to the morning room for breakfast where a string quartet was playing beautiful music and the lovely woman who was his wife was waiting for him. She walked over, kissed his cheek and whispered in his ear, “Ferdinand, don’t forget, today we’re going to Sarajevo.”
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He mastered the seas-onings.
Just duet.
The waiter responds, “Excellent choice. And what year?” The blond replies “Well, duh - we want it now!”
A blonde gets pulled over by a cop and he asks to see her driver’s license. The blonde says “What’s that?” The cop replies “Well, it’s a little plastic thing with your face on it.” The blonde goes through her handbag, pulls out a makeup mirror and gives it to the cop. He stares at it for a few seconds and says “Why didn’t you tell me you were a police officer?”
Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Chelsea Clinton.
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
She walks into an Internet café to send an e-mail to her mom back home. She doesn’t know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: “Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mom?” "Sure," he says to her, “But it will cost you.” The blonde says, “Sure I’ll do anything for my mom.” “In that case, follow me.” She follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers. “Well go on then, you said you’d do anything!” So she grabs his penis, holds it up to her mouth and says: “Hello… mom are you there?”
Oh, really? Nice to meet you “capable of writing an actual dad joke anymore”
There is a fungus among us.
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