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avatar Margaret_Gero 8 day.ago

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.

I thought it would be rude to interrupt her

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2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

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3. A sexy girl offered me her hawk for $10k…

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4. It's always weird when people say "you have eyes like a hawk"

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6. I met a girl in a bar and she gave me a pity fuck after hearing my story about how my parents kicked me out at 12 and feeling sorry for me.

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