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In this economy?

But if you have company then you should wear a condominium

He let out a little whine.

Suddenly they see robbers coming towards them. The father is afraid that they will take the jewels and the camel, but the daughter says to him: Daughter: -Daddy, let me hide the jewels where only a woman can hide them. So she hid the jewels, and the robbers took the camel and left. The father is walking on with a sad face, and the daughter asks him: Daughter: -Daddy, why are you so sad? We saved the jewels, didn't we? Father: -Oh, my dear daughter, if your mother were here, we would have saved the camel too.

It's the bear minimum

Theatre. The audience is impatiently waiting for the premiere to begin. The lights go out. Silence. A minute later a man comes out on stage with a candle in his hand and a stool, puts the stool down, sets the candle on it, and starts masturbating. Two minutes later a voice from the last row breaks the silence: "Somebody please stop this!" The man grabs the candle, waves it: "Who's there?!"

The doctor said, "the best thing I can recommend first is diet and exercise." I replied, "Sure, but how am I supposed to convince my wife to diet and exercise?"

. Cross fit

And now i have heinz sight

I was home in 5 minutes. Hate for anything to happen to my dog.