What did the man say when he dropped his steak?

Well... I guess it's ground beef now

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1. Someone brought a fruity drink mix to the office. Easy enough...just add water...but somehow it turned into a whole thing. Too many opinions, not enough cups. People argued over powder ratios like it mattered. We got thirsty. Irritable. Eventually, someone figured it out and we queued up.

Anyhow, it tasted fine. It just took too long to get to the punch line.

2. Did you know fries weren’t originally made in France?

They were first cooked in Greece.

3. I grew up in such a poor family...

...that had I been a girl, I would have had nothing at all to play with.

4. What’s a Trolls favorite card game?

Bridge

5. What do our cats waiting for dinner and Jewish foreplay have in common?

Two hours of begging.

6. A very specific joke for people who work in wastewater treatment.

7. Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that a little meat makes them happy.

8. Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison ball

I thought, that’s a little condescending.

9. Why is the shark laughing inside?

Because he ate a clown fish

10. What do you call it when a plane crashes on 2 potheads?

Killing 2 stoners with 1 bird.

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What did the man say when he dropped his steak?

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