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Don't call me average.

That's mean.

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1. Why do blonds love tilt steering?

More headroom.

2. What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans

3. The Scarecrow was a no-show at the Wizard of Oz reunion special.

Hay fever

4. Why do motorcycles fall asleep?

They're two tired.

5. Just visited the Eiffel Tower in France, biggest scam ever…

It was still standing, not fallen at all.

6. Why did the detective bring a pencil?

because he wanted to draw conclusions.

7. I saw a 3.14 metre long snake

It was a pi thon

8. I have a friend who's a diamond cutter.

He mowes the lawn at Yankee Stadium!

9. Punchline?

I didn’t even see the punch bowl?

10. Learning to drive

Two guy friends were teaching their wives to drive. Few days later, the guys met at a bar for a drink. One asked the other how the wife’s driving practice has been going. “Oh god!, he replied shaking his head, “She has become so obsessed with driving, you wouldn’t believe what she did last night!” “What?” “She dreamt she was driving in the city, grabbed my dick in her sleep and kept saying - first gear, second gear..!” “Oh that’s nothing compared to what my wife did! She dreamt she went to fill up gas, pulled my dick, put it in her coochie and said - full tank please!”

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