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If I always have a wisecrack,

will that make me a smart-ass?

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1. I started getting a bunch of emails discussing the differences between the colors rose, crimson, and ruby.

After a while, it got so annoying I right clicked on my inbox and selected, "Mark All as Red."

2. two artists had a fight…

it ended in a draw

3. I am terrified of elevators

So I’m taking steps to avoid them.

4. What's the hottest parts of your house?

The corners, they're 90 degrees

5. Two lesbian nuns meet in one room, what are they doing?

Crosses ✝️

6. How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knocking speeds up.

7. Needed to charge my phone at my friend’s house today but…

when I turned into his neighborhood the sign said “no outlet” 😔

8. Vodka might not fix your life

but its worth a shot

9. What’s the most indecisive dinosaur?

The Stay-Go-Saurus

10. My wife says she’s sick of me pretending to be a detective. She thinks we should split up.

I said “great idea! We’ll cover more ground that way.”

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