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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Dead. You call him dead.

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1. Seymour the skunk loved to play tricks on his friends. He told them that he had arranged a date for all of them Saturday night with a set of sextuplets!

They were very excited about the skunky evening in store for them and were talking about it all week. They were both disappointed and entirely amused when Seymour showed up on Saturday with a six pack of Corona beer.

2. Why do female skydiver’s wear a jock strap?

So they don’t whistle on the way down.

3. My father was always too sick to make rational decisions…

What I’m say was he was ill-logical!

4. Peanuts

Two peanuts walking in the park. One was assaulted!

5. I still haven't listened to my "how to eat too much and stop exercising" podcast

I'll get round to it

6. You know, the origin of the sandwich is that it wasn't created by your typical witch.

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7. The NHS in England have spent £500,000 on gender reassignment surgery.

After a man swapped genders from a man to a woman and then back again. In Scotland this has been called re-dick-you-lass.

8. What's the difference between cat owners and dog owners

one is being a dog, and one is being a cat

9. What do you call a bad bowel movement?

A shitty one

10. Jesus walks on the water towards Peter who's drowning. And Peter cries: "JESUS! SAVE ME!"

Jesus: "Ok. As .jpg or as .pdf?"

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