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A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot with a sign: “Talking Parrot – $1.”

She asks the owner, “Why is this parrot only a dollar?” The owner sighs, “Well… he used to live in a brothel, so his language is a little colorful.” The woman, amused, buys him anyway and takes him home. As soon as she walks through the door, the parrot looks around and says, “New house, new madam. Nice!” Then her two daughters walk in. The parrot squawks, “New girls! Busy night ahead!” Then her husband walks in. The parrot pauses, tilts his head, and says, “Well well well… welcome back, Dave.”

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