What do you see when corns are on an exam?

- Steps up to the microphone, looks around and takes a deep breath. As he exhales, mid-breath he says, “I’m the joke.” He backs up, turns around and walks off the stage.

Tooth Hurty

Lawsuits

I said 'Sorry mate, could you stop with the vowel language'

I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

We were wombmates.

Wyatt _Urrrrrrrp_

Because there was a fork in the road!

They said “I don’t know. “ I told them “just give me a ballpark estimate.”

There once was a porcupine who woke up one day to find that his penis had changed into a cross shape. Super excited, he went all over the jungle showing it off to as many animals as he came across. Woe, alas and alack! One morning he woke up to see his special appendage was missing. He went around from animal to animal, asking if they had seen his special penis. "No," said the elephant, "seen it many times, but not today." He got the same response from the lion, the cheetah, the zebra, the monkey, even from Bhaloo and Sher Khan and Mowgli. No one admitted to seeing it - Until he came across the jaguar. "Mr. Jaguar, Mr. Jaguar, have you seen my special penis?" "Yes," said the jaguar. "I ate it." "What!!!???" screamed the porcupine, "Why would you do such a cruel thing?" "Because," came the reply, "I am a four point tool eater Jaguar."