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SpiceCake68 9 day.agoThe family doctor, consulted by the hysterical parents of a pregnant teenager, said he positively would not perform an abortion. "But when her time comes, I'll deliver the baby at a private hospital. Then I'll show it to one of my other patients--let's say a woman who's married and who's in for a gall-bladder operation--and tell her there's been a mistake, it wasn't her gall bladder, she was pregnant, and here's the child." All went as planned; but at the crucial time, there was no available female patient on whom to foist the infant. There was only a male--a priest, in fact. The physician, undaunted, decided to brazen it out. When the man of the cloth awakened from the anesthesia, he was informed that, by a miracle, he had been delivered an offspring, a boy. Far from being shocked, the good cleric was overjoyed at this evidence of divine intervention and raised the boy as his own. Years later, as the priest lay dying, he concluded that he must unburden his soul to his son. "I have always told you I was your father, but that is untrue," he confessed, and he told the lad about the "miraculous" incident at the hospital. "So you see, my boy," the priest announced, "I'm not your father. I'm your mother. The bishop is your father."
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He also noticed money was falling out of one bag and blowing across the road. He picked it up and approached the elderly woman, seeing that the first bag was stuffed with cash .“Ma’am, that’s an awful lot of money to be carrying around in a bin bag, do you mind if I ask where you got it?”Well officer" she replied "I live beside the 8th hole of a golf course, and although I have a privacy fence in my garden, those bloody golfers are constantly pissing in garden. You see, there’s a knot hole in the fence and those inconsiderate louts put their dicks through the hole and pee! so every time I see a Willy sticking through, I grab my hedge clippers, clamp down on their Willy and tell them it’s gonna cost you £50 if you want to keep it.“Oh, I see,” said the officer.“That explains the money, but what’s in the other bag?”“Not everyone pays,” said the old lady.
A while ago, my wife and I visited her parents. I remembered her dad had back surgery recently, and I noticed he seemed shorter. My wife asked how I could tell, because she didn’t see a difference. I said, ‘I’m sure—this time, I didn’t have to stand on my tiptoes when we made out in the garage.
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