Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
EsotericTribble 14 day.agoIt was a wookiee mistake.
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Once done, he takes her husband aside and tells him: "Listen, Mr. Smith, next time you're really in the mood, consider for a moment: do you feel like you can support another child?" The husband answers: "Listen, Doctor, when I am really in the mood, I feel like I can support the whole state of Georgia."
But when he saw his ex there he decided to quickly split.
Mr. T: It's April, fools!
Who has the fastest dad Three young boys are playing in a playground when one of them says: my dad is the fastest in the world! He can shoot an arrow at a target, run to the target and catch the arrow before it hits the target. The second boy yells out: oh yeh? My dad is faster! He can fire a gun at a target… run to the target and catch the bullet before it hits the target! The first two boys turn to the 3rd boy and exclaim: hey! What about your dad? The 3rd boy smiles and says: my dad is by far the fastest: he works for the government. He works until 5:00 PM but is home by 4:30 PM!
Looking around, he finds himself in a big dark pit. Next to him, huge cauldrons are standing on fires, tended by demons. Screams fill the air. **Man**: What?! Why, God, why? I did my best all my life, I always followed Your word, I suffered, why did you send me to Hell? The closest demon looks at him. Without saying a word, he goes to a cauldron and lifts the lid. Then another. Then a third. The man sees his boss, his mother-in-law, the IRS... **Man**: Phew! Heaven!
A startup launches its world first Bidet with a camera and AI for guiding the water jet. After only a few weeks all units delivered had to be recalled. The Bidets seemed to prefer to drench its users rather than cleaning them properly. Investigators of the issue soon came to the conclusion that the AI has been trained by assholes.
I arrived home, and nothing unexpected happened.
You would be grumpy, too, if you woke up and found yourself at work.
Davide O. was gone but Daudi O. persisted
Boy did I look younger then!
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