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Why aren't any marketing firms run by Hobbits?

No one is willing to start an ad venture.

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1. Yo mama so fat...

She gets her nails done at Sherwin-Williams

2. Yo mama so lazy…

Even Grandpa Joe tells her to get out of bed

3. Yo mama so fat..

When the moon comes out she turns into a warehouse

4. I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer.

Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."

5. Yo mama is so fat… the earth was flat, until they buried her.

…and earthquakes are from the left over queefs trying to get out.

6. Clinton, Obama, Bush, Biden and Trump all went to play golf together.

After a great game, they went for some beers and food. When they were seated in the restaurant, Clinton ordered some BBQ ribs and told the waitress a BJ joke. Obama, who had ordered a tofu burger, got all outraged at Clinton for sexualizing the waitress. Bush ordered chicken-fried steak and kept his mouth shut. After Obama forced Clinton to apologize, the waitress turned to Trump and asked him what he wants to eat. "I'll have a YUUUGGEEE T-bone steak," says Trump. "T for Trump! Medium rare!" "OK," says the waitress. "And what about the vegetable?" Trump looks over at Biden and says "Ah, Just bring him some chicken tenders and an ice cream cone."

7. Baulderson’s cheese

Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?

8. Jesus Christ was originally going to be called Gary…

..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..

9. Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she sank the city of Atlantis

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