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1. I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack...

She hasn't realised it yet, but the thyme is cumin

2. What do you call it when someone farts on your wallet?

Gas Money

3. My efforts to start a Hide & Seek league was a total failure.

Good players are really hard to find.

4. Kids these days with their stalgia...

When I was a kid, we had no stalgia!

5. My wife said she's leaving me for 14 reasons, and for my obsession with tennis

I said that's 15, love

6. Why are good looking people busier than average looking people?

I’ll tell you later I’m super busy right now!!

7. Why do Peruvian owls hunt in pairs?

THEY ARE INCA HOOTS!!!

8. Did you know that streaming services started with THE Amazon?

Of course, back then it was called fishing.

9. Are you falling over a lot and don't know why?

Try Trip Adviser

10. I once got stuck in an elevator.

Now I take steps to avoid them.

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