A couple of years ago, a local shopping center had a huge depression open up in the middle of the parking lot.

This, of course, was devastating for them because May 5th is one of their busiest days of the year. But instead of closing, they decided to work with it-and held a Sink Hole de Mayo celebration.

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1. How does a balck person make cotton red

By not picking it....

2. We all know 69 but what is 71

With 2 people watching

3. How do you get a blow job and sex at the same time

Fuck a pregnant woman

4. Whats the difference bewtten a woman and a sex doll (part2)

Both there values depreciate by the amount of times there were fucked

5. How do racists convey laughter through text?

KKK

6. Eating at subway is like prostitution.

You pay someone else to do your wife’s job!

7. What’s black, white and red all over?

Half a penguin

8. What was George Floyd's favorite way to shoot a shotgun?

With a full choke

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10. What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can’t peanut butter my dick in yo ass.

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A couple of years ago, a local shopping center had a huge depression open up in the middle of the parking lot.

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