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1. What do you call a two dollar chicken?

Buck buck. 🙂

2. What do mermaids use to wash their hair?

Tide

3. Most departments had a door that required a PIN to enter

The department of redundancy department, on the other hand, requires a PIN number.

4. I'll never forget the last thing my grandmother said to me

"I don't think you're supposed to unplug that."

5. I’m no longer arguing with people who have body odor.....

You ripe, I’m wrong. 😅

6. When does a Push become a Punch?

Just wait N C

7. What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

The second nightstand.

8. They say you are what you eat…

I reject that notion; cannibals are not people!

9. My friend pretended to take a shit while washing his hair

It was a sham poo

10. What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I don't know if I'll get hard. I just got laid by a chick earlier this morning.

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