Why is it hard to read the works of Immanuel Kant?

Because it's not in English

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1. A bitter divorced guy bumped into his

ex-wife’s new husband at a party. After a few drinks, he sauntered arrogantly over to him and sneered: “So, how do you like using secondhand goods?” “It doesn’t bother me,” said the new husband. “Once you get past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.”

2. I learned how to make banana splits

In sundae school

3. Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe.

Without it, you would have gravy.

4. My friend Lee wishes to rename himself to "Francis", upon asking why.. he said:

It sounds PriestLee

5. You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

6. What were the dentist's last words aboard a crashing flight?

Brace yourselves

7. Did you know the Grinch is the most average Who in Whosville?

He's a mean one, that Mr. Grinch.

8. What's a dentist's favorite game?

Tooth or Dare

9. People ask me how I always spell everything correctly.

It's because I know how to right.

10. What is Han Solo’s favorite snack?

Milk and wookiees

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Why is it hard to read the works of Immanuel Kant?

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