"Sweetheart," he finally said to her, "It's almost midnight, why don't we end the old year with a kiss?" "If you really want to," she replied, "Personally, I'd rather go to your place and finish it off with a bang."
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No one is willing to start an ad venture.
Sadly, today I found him listless.
I chuckled and said, "Sorry for the confusion, but the dog's name is Snoopy, I'm Rex." "Yes, I know"
He asked her, "May I buy you a drink?" "OK," she replied, "But it won't do you any good." A little later he asked her again, "May I buy you a drink?" "OK, but it won't do you any good," she told him. At closing time, he invited her up to his apartment, which she accepted, but said, "OK, but it won't do you any good." When they arrived at his apartment, he turned and said to her, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. I want you for my wife." "Oh," she replied, "That's different. Send her in, and don't forget to close the door on your way out."
"Hey, you do the Meth."
A scientist did some testing with a flea. He put it on a table to measure how high it could jump. So he said “jump” and the flea jumped - 18cm He then ripped a leg off the flea and said again: Jump! -15cm Again, he removed another leg. “Jump!” - 10cm This continued until he removed the last leg and ordered the flea to jump again. - Nothing happens The scientist concluded that: If you remove all legs from a flea, it can’t hear you anymore.
It was a wookiee mistake.
Yule never believe what happened next!
If you know any then let minnow.
We might as well call it a shed!
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