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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Yesterday I sucked in my stomach and stood on the bathroom scale.

It didn’t lower my weight but it did allow me to see the numbers

2. Why was the dinosaur underweight?

It had Tyranorexia.

3. Two 80-somethings were walking down the street

The one carrying a bag of doughnuts said to the other, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag you can have both of them.”

4. why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo'drizzle

5. I really appreciate it when someone has knowledge of naval tactics and warfare.

It's an admiral-able quality.

6. Yo mama so stupid, she bought a flat of sodas at Costco so she could become a coke dealer

7. Farm Living is the life for me...

How is a device that measures angles like a farmer? They are both protractor.

8. Today I went to the library to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there…

Coincidence?

9. what do you call a old person who loves video games?

a goomer 💪🏻👌

10. What's the difference between a prostitute and a middle aged husband?

Only one of them gets paid to sit on the john for an hour.

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