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So tired of too much word play in this sub

Come on. Let's play Excel

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1. Yo Mama so SUS she went to OHIO

and met SKIBIDI GREENSCOUT 🤣🤣

2. What do you call a mosquito that makes annoying noise 5 times a day?

A mosqueto

3. Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

4. How did Alec Baldwin became successful?

He gave his best shot

5. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You already told that bitch twice

6. Apple jokes needed!

What is darth vaders favorite apple? Empire apple Why did the chicken cross the orchard? To get to the other cider.

7. Yo Mama’s So Fat

That She Went to Sea World for her Family Reunion.

8. What has 2 arms and 10 fingers, 2 legs and 10 toes, 2 eyes, 2 ears and 32 teeth?

>!A family of leper!<

9. Yo mamma so fat it takes 2 pictures to fit her in the family photo.

10. Yo mama so stupid

Her IQ is Euler's identity.

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