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summer_1977 15 day.ago...and one of them decides to take a ride on the rollercoaster while the other prefers to sit and watch. The rollercoaster goes round and round and up and down then suddenly the carriage jumps the track and comes crashing to the ground. Boyfriend goes running up to the wreckage and finds his partner lying there. "Oh sweetheart" he says "are you hurt?" "Hurt? HURT?" replies his partner, "of course I'm hurt, I went round three times and you didn't wave once".
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The other day we found him listless.
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