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In my younger days I posed for a picture with the band R.E.M. That's me in the corner

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His name was Bag-El

2. Me: "Do you have any books on how to speak?"

Librarian: "What?" Me: "Yes, that one."

3. What do you call a guy who bombs on stage telling death jokes?

A suicide bomber.

4. As an interviewer, it's really hard for me to do a background check;

 I'm colorblind.

5. How does Lightning McQueen say hello and goodbye to Luigi and Guido?

Ka-ciao.

6. I heard DC Comics is going to start their own version of Bitcoin.

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7. I had to return my pet snake since I only rented it for 3 months.

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