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Healthy_Ladder_6198 12 day.agoA woman went into a doctor's office with a baby & was taken into an examining room to see the doctor, who checked the baby, found him somewhat underweight and asked the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed,” she replied. “Well then, strip down to your waist," ordered the doctor. She took@off her top and bra and sat on the examining table. The doctor started pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while. It was a very detailed and thorough examination. He then motioned for her to get dressed The doc motioned to her to get dressed and said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.” The woman grinned and replied, “Well of course I don't – I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"
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A sparrow was once flying up north and due to the cold winds it froze up and fell to the ground. It lay there wondering if that's how it was going to die. But then a passing by cow unknowingly crapped on the sparrow. The warm dung helped the sparrow get better and in happiness it started singing. Meanwhile,a nearby cat heard the chirping and went to the spot. It cleared the sparrow out of the crap and ate the poor bird. Moral u may ask? Just because someone shat on you doesn't mean it is bad and just because someone helped u get out of shit doesn't mean their intention was good. And more importantly, no matter what good thing happens to you....u shud keep ur fucking mouth shut!
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The librarian tells him, "We actually do have a book on the subject. It's the one over there, with the broken spine."
A man with a foreign accent walked up to the front of the theatre and announced in a loud voice "Everybody please raise your hands!", over and over. People wondered what was going on but some of them decided to humor him and started raising their hands, then some more, then some more, until eventually almost everyone in the cinema had their hands raised. Suddenly power was restored and the movie continued. The patron in the seat next to him asked him "how did you do that?". He replied "As we say in my country, many hands make light work".
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